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titi slap

wen a chick wit big tits gets mad at you so she turns round rapidly, and slams you in the face very hard with her big tits

i touched her butt so she got booty tickled and titi slapped me

by IloveFacebook123 January 26, 2011

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BMW

stands for:
Boner
Material
Women

person A: Look at that fine women!!
person B: Dayum!! she's a BMW!!

by IloveFacebook123 April 23, 2011

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running farts

its wen you are running and at every step you are taking you are farting

ahhh wats that smell.
its that bitch that passed by he was running farts

by IloveFacebook123 January 29, 2011

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blushing tomato

Why was the tomato blushing?

blushing tomato.?

Because he saw the salad dressing. lol thats the blushing tomato

by IloveFacebook123 January 15, 2011

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balled up

wen u get slaughtered in a basketball game

the varsity college balled up the preschoolers . it was 0-99999

by IloveFacebook123 January 26, 2011

26👍 6👎