shit friends

shit friends are a group of 2 or more guys who enjoy sending each other pictures of their shits. Shit friends usually take great pride in their bowel movements and usually have a competitive spirit. They see taking shits as a sport. This continuous back in forth nature that can last up to years. These types often seek other individuals who enjoy sending and receiving pictures of their shits.

Greg: Why the fuck is someone sending you pictures of their shits?
Scott: Oh, thats just Seth, we're shit friends.

(later in the day...)

Scott: Dude that was a huge shit bro!!!
Seth: Its that protein sahn.
Scott: Did you get that pic of mine?? It looked like a dick 'n balls!!! LOL!

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Bass Drop

A bass-heavy fart. Sometimes, a clunking shit can also be referred to a bass drop due to the similar EDM-Bass Drop sound it makes when it plunkers into the toilet water.

Greg: "Dude, did you just bass drop?"
Scott: "Yeah man, sorry. It's that damn soy milk."

Brennan: "Today at work, I was bass droppin' all over the place."

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