Theo is the title given to people who transcend human comprehension. Theos have massive penises that end up in your asshole one way or another. When this man fucks you with just the tip, you will not be able to walk for the rest of your life. Theos when greeted into heaven immediately get the most hot sloppy toppy from god.
Angel: I think a theo is entering the gates of heaven now
God: hol on lemme tie my hair back.
Zoe's are either really nice or really annoying. The bad Zoe's will be the type of person to get into the way of your homie rizzing up a 10/10. Good Zoe's will always be there for you, no matter what you're going through.
Person 1: Zoe's coming to the party
Person 2: good or bad Zoe
Person 1: good Zoe
Person 2: thank god
After partaking in gay anal, tf2 is when you grab a rocket launcher and use it as a butt plug for your partner, blow up the partner and boogie down on what remains on the partner.
Guy 1: you wanna tf2
Guy 2 (suicidal): yeah sure im not afraid of death.
The sub-species of rohans that are the complete definition of "gigachad". Every time a rohan walks into the room, all the girls immediately become pregnant and start orgasming intensely. Rohans are the type of people you would smash every day of the week in the least gay way possible, and sheerely just to feel their massive throbbing cocks.
person 1 (boy): oh hey, the brohan came to the party.
Person 2 (girl): I'M PREGNANT *orgasms*
Someone who you think could be a girl, but is actually a secret guy with a massive benis. sometimes also a fag.
person 1: hey look its charlotte
person 2: what a bitch
Guy 1: i would likea farley please.
Guy 2: coming right up
a type of sex practice that involves two hardcore gay men ingesting a ton of pepto bismol and mixing the subsequent explosive diahrrea it with human balls and pizza sauce to create a bolognaise and mix it with spaghetti, which the gay men will then use as lube to continue their hardcore and intense, hot, sweaty, amazing and romantic sex.
gay 1: hey we should hop on roblox
gay 2: ok ill get the pepto bismol
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