Marvin

Marvin’s are the most amazing guys in the world. They are sweet, HILARIOUS, and have a kick-a** personality. Marvin’s are normally very tall with blond hair and act like an animal. His animal instincts will rub off on you. When they fall in love, they are very protective. They don’t care what you look like, or what you sound like, or even if you’re athletic. They like you for your personality. They are amazing and really cool. They will take the breath out of you. When he kisses you, it’s like the problems in the world just melt away. When he talks to you, you thank the lord for bringing him in your life. Marvin’s normally have a big d**k. They are super athletic but don’t like sports. They have horrible parents and are treated very wrong. They have amazing grandparents though. Marvin’s are VERY sexy and are really good at making out. When get a Marvin, KEEP HIM! You will not regret it!!

“Hey did you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah who is that?”
“Well he’s very sexy.
I guess he’s a Marvin!”

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