there

An alias for orchestra. Orchestra is an enormously disturbing class that
shouldn't be said, or even typed. It is such a disgrace to be there.

Me: ugh we have to go there next!
Taylor: aww I don't wanna go there!
Me: me neither!!
Taylor: there sucks

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stalkee

Someone who is being stalked by the stalker. Usually the person is hot. Sometimes used to replace the name of the person so they don't find out.

Taylor: OMG did you see Stalkee today?
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*

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smoft

When your hair is soft, usually after washing it.
Also, it usually smells like the shampoo/conditioner you used.

Taylor: My hair is smoft today!!
Me: omg no way!

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napkins

The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.

-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D

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