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Eli

Eli is a colorful and kind person, who will cheer you up no matter how blue you are.

Person1: "Oh man, I lost my job, my boyfriend dumped me and my goldfish died yesterday! Fuck my life!"
Person2:"Don´t worry, I´ll call Eli"
Person1: "Thanks! just thinking about talking to Eli made me feel much better: "

by Ilsea November 23, 2009

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