Chester

Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:

Just some ginger with two personality traits:

1. Being really flirtatious.

2. Being rude and violent.

Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.

Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.

Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)