high as fuck

What you are right now.

You are, aren't you. Come on, no one looks up high as fuck on the computer unless they are.

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Hell's Bitches

A term for women competing on Hell's Kitchen who continually fight and disrespect each other. Coined by Chef Ramsay.

Chef: What is this, Hell's Bitches?

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cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.

Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.

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