Person 2

The deuteragonist (and sometimes antagonist) Urban Dictionary, usually hiding in the shadow of Person 1.
Person 2 is usually always getting caught up in Person 1's hijinks one way or another

Person 2: I wish I had more self esteem
Person 1: Shut the fuck up lets go invent time travel
Person 2: What the hell we aren't rigor mortis bro
Person 1: We can be whatever we want Person 2
Person 3: What about me you guys?
Person 1: Get back in the basement Person 3
Person 3: Aww but Person 1-
Person 1: I SAID GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT

Person 1

The protagonist of Urban Dictionary. Usually accompanied by Person 2.
Person 1 does many things, from eating a fire hydrant to whacking his Slim Jim to Goku.

Person 1: I am the coolest person on Urban Dictionary.
Person 2: I have fucking Luigi syndrome
Person 1: Yes do you