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(noun) A government that claims to be democratic, but in reality they have systems in place that indeed make it less than democratic.
A âmockeryâ of democracy. In terms of the literal sense, and how they are mocking individuals by acting like they are democratic, when it is abhorrently obviously they are not.
Ex. Putting the word democratic in your countryâs name when it is totalitarian
Ex. A country that holds democratic votes, all the while killing and/or imprisoning political opposition from the party in power at the moment, or in general just undermining democratic process in some way, shape, or form.
Russia is a mockeracy if I have ever seen one.
Noun (paradox)
When you canât prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.
The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.
Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Letâs all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodingerâs Clinically Depressed Cat.
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When you make a really big grunting noise as a painful shit is coming out. The kind that cause anal fissures.
The grunt bears a striking resemblance to the opening of StoneFree Experienceâs âThis Ainât No Make Believeâ, a song popularized by WWE superstar John Morrison, whose finishing maneuver is called âStarship Painâ.
After the inside of my colon shook last nights meal up like a broken dryer, I ran into the toilet and took a ride on Starshit Pain
When you donât have enough chromosomes to say âEverythingâs good, thanks for asking.â
Person A: Hey, Jim! How are you?
Jim: Ooooooh Itâs doing, alright.