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grundleberries

The little clumps of shit that gather in the hair by your asshole when you dont wipe it properly

You should check for grundleberries every now and then

by ImTooOldForThisShit January 16, 2006

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Buck Breaking

When you project your homoerotic fantasies onto someone else, especially if those homoerotic fantasies include race play.

Bill: "Hey did you see Tariq walk into that BDSM club last night? Why was he dressed like indiana jones?"
Joe: "Oh he's buck breaking, that's a whip for his roleplay he makes other people do"

by ImTooOldForThisShit June 11, 2021

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schani

From the Viennese "Schanigarten", the schani is the waiter who drew the short straw and has to run back and forth from the kitchen to the outside beer garden. Typically this is the waiter with the least seniority you can assign the task to, or the youngest waiter. "Schani" or "Schaniarbeit" (Schani work) is therefore the work you don't feel like doing so you assign it to someone else.

Comparable english translations: Bitch work, intern work

"Hey can you run to the photocopier and do this"
"What am I your schani or something"

"I can't be bothered to fill out this excel file"
"Just get the schani to do it"

by ImTooOldForThisShit April 17, 2023