Boomberg

When you have to deal with the constant shame of knowing that you applied to hundreds of jobs with the word Bloomberg misspelled on your resume.

When I looked at my resume, I realized I had Boomberged myself .
That guy's a really Boomberger.

Gerber scale

The Gerber scale of is a method of ranking attractiveness that ranges from 1-4
- 1: you wouldn’t hit that, and you don’t see why someone would

- 2: you wouldn’t hit that, but could see why someone would
- 3: you would hit, but could see why not
- 4: you definitely would hit, and do not see why anyone wouldn’t

“Ayo my guy, i saw a girl at the gym who was a full-bodied 4 and I nearly blew my jorts”
“My guy you gotta be more careful throwing out perfect Gerber scale scores like that”