The Can

A small crappy town in Texas about an hour south of Dallas on I-45. Known primarily for their fruit cakes and the creation of Wolf Brand Chili. The people who live here never leave and end up living in the same trailer park as their parents. This is an extremely proverty stricken town where the people suck the life out of anyone who has money and treat them like total shit out of enormous jealousy. It is not unusual for the girls to have at least one child before they get out of high shchool. In the mid-1990's, Mildred High School outside of Corsicana had the highest pregnancy rate in the State.
The town is also mentioned in a Max Stalling song "Probably Corsicana"

I'm not going to see my Parents in The Can this weekend. I don't feel like being around a bunch of socially retarded dumbasses.

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