I put the impin' in the pimpin'

An ancient phrase beginning time of Muhammed and Gabriel of ancient Islam history. It means, upon last night I most certainly had sexual intercourse with all members of you interelated family. A horrible insult.

Gabriel: Before I give you the recitings of God, I must tell you that I put the impin' in the pimpin' last night.
Muhammed: Surely not all of them in one night!?!?
Gabriel: Fo' shizzle my nizzle.

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Tri5tan

1 : usually offensive : a person affected with extreme mental retardation

2 : one who is incompetent or unable to succeed; also : something doomed to fail or disappoint

That man is a Tri5tan.

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I pops my colla

Originating in the 16th century Medieval England it means that currently I am looking good. Today it means something like "I puts the impin' in the pimpin'".

Sakespeare: "I pops thine colla'!"
Peasent: "That you do sire,"

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