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When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.
I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.
The little bits of shit that get caught up in your taint hairs.
I went down on a woman and while eating her out I felt like a pig rooting out her taint truffles.
A lhart is when someone laughs so hard they lose control of their sphincter and start farming while they laugh.
OMG I'm so embarrassed. I started laughing and farting at the same time. I cant believe i let out a lhart