Satans den

When you and your partner fuck in a smoldering hot shower

Guy: what do you say we turn up the heat in here?

Girl: you mean like satans den

Guy: yea

Girl: but my pussy is still burnt from last time

Popeyes biscuit

When you fuck your partner without foreplay

Guy: Babe let’s fuck

Girl: but I’m dry right now.

Guy: So? I’ll just popeyes biscuit it.

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Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her

Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)

Under the sea

When you and your partner go in the ocean naked while she wears a red wig and a sea shell bra and you tickle her butthole with seaweed while you fuck her bent over

Girl: Hey babe what are you doing?

Guy: “tickles butthole with seaweed”

Guy: I’m just doing ya under the sea.

Girl: but did I really have to wear this wig and bra?

Guy: yes.