Fuqhol

An asshole or an idiot

Martha realized she was wrong and sighed, finally realizing how much of a fuqhol she had been.

Schlapp

When someone decides to slap or hit you for no reason whatsoever; this may be the result of any of the following:
1) someone is mad at you for no reason in particular
2) they are excited and decide to take it out on your arm
3) (in extreme cases) they simply find it entertaining to continuously slap the growing red welts on your skin

Before Rory had even heard Eve’s response, she was schlapping her on the arm for the seventh time that morning.

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