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When a girl dating a guy named Joseph starts telling her friends about how well he treats her and her friends raise their standards in guys
Averie: my boyfriend cooks for me and treats me amazing, he's the best I've ever had
Sammie: my boyfriend hasn't cooked for me once and I've been with him for 3 years
Averie: he got me flowers too
Bre: I gotta raise my standards
Sammie: He's gotta step it up, maybe he could take a few lessons from him
Later on
Sammie: I'm not with my boyfriend anymore
Averie: Damn, I'm sorry
Sammie: it's ok, he wasn't that good anyways
Averie: ah, that's The Joseph Outcome
When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.
This being defined as
You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.
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You start talking to a guy named Joey and his through his influence and ideas you become increasingly more sexual with your significant other
Connor: man me and my girl have been doing more sexual stuff since I started listening to what this Joey guy tells me
Hunter: yeah man, that's called the Joey effect. Look it up
Connor: woah, really? He has that much of an influence on hornyness?
Hunter: yeah, it happened to me too, lmao
The most commonly used car by police so they don't look like cops
(friend driving)
(Passenger) woah man slow down
(friend) why I don't see any cops
(Passenger) you see that Black Toyota Camry pulled over there
(friend) yeah so
(Passenger) it's a cop, see how he's got part most of his window covered there
(friend) oh
(Passenger) yeah it's a speed trap
(friend) I should slow down then
Girl 1: what were you doing last night
Girl 2: I was fucking Joey, I felt like I was in heaven
Girl 1: I wish I could fuck Joey
Girl 2: it's amazing