A being forged by the gods of luck themselves. It is said that his luck will destroy the world possibly in the next year. He radiates high amounts of bad luck that effects anyone who is foolish enough to pull an LR in his part.
âIt is what it isâ ~Nanogenix
A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!
âSo whatâs in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?â asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
âTwo flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!â Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
WaIt TheRE Is BaCOn iN a bACoNAtoR BaCON DeLuXE?
A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!
âSo whatâs in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?â asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
âTwo flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!â Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!
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