Bullshit Earplugs

- noun
Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.

Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?

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