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Blondehiemers,
noun,
1) A common form of dementia, a neurologic disease characterized by absence of mental ability severe enough to interfere with normal activities of daily living, lasting at least six months, often present from birth. Blondehiemers frequently occurs in teenage girls, and is marked by a severely limited cognitive functions such as remembering, reasoning, and planning.
Hannah's Blondehiemers is so severe she often not only doesn't get jokes, but doesn't know when a joke has been made.
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hair cave, noun
1. a hairstyle favored by women who are overweight or think they are. The typical hair cave frames the face while covering the sides of it so the roundness or fattiness of the face is concealed, giving the appearance of someone looking out of a cave made of hair.
The hair cave on Amanda's facebook picture didn't fool anyone.
Independent Suspension, slang
1) Up in your face breasts that don't sag at all
2) Great knockers, often breast implants
OMMFG! Did you see the independent suspension on that honey!?
A woman's revenge for a Dirty Sanchez, formerly referred to as Red Wings.
To pay Rock back for the Dirty Sanchez, Mona left him with a Ronald McDonald after her went down on her and her "little friend".
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Having an extra fifty dollars in your bra that you don't owe your meth dealer.
Dixie LeAnne was Walmart Rich and splurged on pink flamingos, margarita mix, chips, and beer.
Hamster Suit, noun
1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.
April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.
Digitally Remastered, verb, past tense; having brought a woman to orgasm with only your fingers.
Mona laid in a puddle of glisten after having been digitally remastered by Rock.
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