Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.

Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

Kowulz

N.

Copyrighted phonetic spelling of the surname Cowles, used exclusively by graphic designer Rock Cowles. www.Kowulz.com

Kowulz is great for Search Engine Optimization (SEO).

walmart rich

Having an extra fifty dollars in your bra that you don't owe your meth dealer.

Dixie LeAnne was Walmart Rich and splurged on pink flamingos, margarita mix, chips, and beer.

digitally remastered

Digitally Remastered, verb, past tense; having brought a woman to orgasm with only your fingers.

Mona laid in a puddle of glisten after having been digitally remastered by Rock.

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Hamster Suit

Hamster Suit, noun

1) a long sleeved, long baggy sweater dress that goes down past the knees worn by women to conceal their figure or bulk, giving the appearance of a giant hamster with just hands and tiny feet protruding. Most commonly seen on plump, overweight, or large breasted women.

April's hamster suit didn't hide her big boobs, but it did make her look thirty pounds heavier.

twisty puzzle

A three dimensional twisty puzzle is usually made of a set of pieces that can change their position through a group of operations, obtaining different combinations. Physically, the rearrangement of positions is done through the rotation (twist) of some pieces around a point of the polyhedron (which may represent one of the pieces of the puzzle), which is usually located at the center of a face or a corner.

Often the puzzle pieces have one or more colors and the solved state is represented by the position in which each face of the polyhedron contains pieces of a single color.

A puzzle with intricate mechanisms such as the Rubik's Magic Cube, Fisher Puzzle, Rubik's Revenge, Pocket Cube, Pyraminx, Dodecahedron, Megaminx, Square-1, Skewb, Void, Floppy Cube, 7x7x7, and others.

Many are used in competitions regulated by The World Cube Association (WCA).

The original twisty puzzle, The Rubik's Magic Cube (3x3x3) has 43 Quintillion permutations. That's 43 followed by eighteen zeroes! The current world record is under five seconds.

eddress

noun, internet slang for an e-mail address.

Rock frustrated his friends by having too many eddresses.

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