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Shitting in a plastic bag and hitting your partner round the face during sex with it
Me and my girl love German backpacking to change the atmosphere in the bedroom
2👍 3👎
Getting so wasted on a night out that you wake the whole block up when your disastrous cooking attempts set the smoke alarms off
Student 1: how was your night?
Student 2: man it was bad, I got tottened!