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hypermemiac

1) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes they may momentarily forget they've already seen a certain meme and post it again before realizing the mistake.

2) Someone who creates/views/shares so many memes it defies understanding; how does this person possibly have enough time to do anything, even basic life tasks in a day like sleeping or bathing.

1) Kevin sent me about 20 memes in an hour, and 2 of them were the same. He's either a hypermemiac or that dude has dementia!

2) **insert name here** posts a new meme, on average, every 3 minutes around the clock, seven days a week. Only a hypermemiac + adderall could keep such a crushing pace!

by ImperialFleet1 March 24, 2020


orange god

Donald J. Trump. 45th President of the United States. Dubbed as such for his glaringly obvious spray tan that gives him an orange hue with the right lighting.

Did you see the orange god's speech last night? He was nearly glowing on the stage!

by ImperialFleet1 January 11, 2017

42πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook

Welfare from the U.S. government. Of course it is not actually free as it is a debt thrust upon society, but the typical uneducated person receiving it has no care where the money came from and only knows it is free money from Uncle Sugar.

Damn yo, I just got $1,700 in the mail from Uncle Sugar's Magic Checkbook!!

by ImperialFleet1 August 29, 2009

88πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

-or-

Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

by ImperialFleet1 June 23, 2011


AATW

A US military expression: Airborne All The Way.

We run everyday, AATW!

by ImperialFleet1 September 26, 2015


Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.

She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.

by ImperialFleet1 December 22, 2015

24πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Beardcicle

Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.

Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.

After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015