spips

A lifestyle choice. This is the ultimate form of nirvana, the umpteenth level of awareness, the guru of life's bread and butter, that which is unattainable, that which makes both the light at the end of the tunnel and the deepest flame of Hades burn brightest. Spips is what all true warriors strive for, spips is what a man is, spips is the castle that holds your princess, spips is the lamp that lights the torches, spips was phone.
Spips is...

Spips.

Fucking spips.

Spips? What does spips even mean?

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penis chocking

A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.

"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."