Jordan

If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.

The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)

1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*

2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*

3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-

4.

A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.

5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.