Potato

a word in which dumb idiot girls call themselves, and then self diagnose themselves with depression and anxiety. I really want to hurt them

Idiot girl: omg I am a potato!
Any normal human being: oh my god will you shut your idiot mouth up before I carve your face off.

Drugs

What school speakers in school tell you not to do

Rando speaker that the school hired: don’t do drugs kids!!
Kid: ok lol