The Eiffel Tower

How big every man wishes his dick was, figuratively.

"I pray my dick get big as The Eiffel Tower / so I can fuck the world for 72 hours!" ~Kendrick Lamar

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ESSWCPW

Stands for Eating Sleeping Shitting Wanking Crying Pissing Working. An abbreviation that is used to describe life cynically, sometimes half jokingly. It is used to reflect the listless and boring cycle we are all stuck in 24/7 without realizing it.

Person 1: "Man I had such a boring time yesterday!"
Person 2: "I know, right? Sometimes life seems to be all about ESSWCPW!"