Pull a Ninja

To pull a stunt/prank/feat in a ninja-esque manner.

Bobby stole Lee's bike yesterday, so Lee had to pull a ninja and steal it back.

Obese Maurice tried to pull a ninja during hide and seek, but failed as his 500-pound girth collapsed the branch he heaved himself on to.

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natorical

A Natorical is similar to a Moosen. But instead of being a normal blunt object it will often be double sided or have something unpleasant on it such as hot sauce. Or prongs.

Woman: If you don't stop mocking my scrabble abilities I'm going to use a Natorical on your ASS!
Man: A What?
Woman: A butt plug with something very unpleasant.

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