suicide like

The act of liking a facebook status / link that implies one's demise due to a self inflicted deadly act. This is considered by many an asshole move.

"The game of life is hard to play
I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say. "

*SUICIDE LIKE*

quadruple tap

similar to triple tap, the quadruple tap refers to the act of verifying all three fundamental personal items (keys, wallet and phone) are present where they should be, with addition to a less common feature such a cigarettes, insulin syringe, reading glasses, etc.

John: phone - check, wallet - check, keys - check. I'm all set to go.
Jane: you ought to run a quadruple tap, dear. make sure you don't forget your samurai sword.

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