unchristian masturbating

1. masturbating to thoughts ov sex with women and not jesus/god; masturbating to porn or the excorsist.

"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"

"that is unchristian masturbating my son"

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dildo monkey

1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.

I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.

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"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

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stupid-metal

1) Yet another sub-genre of metal music characterized by the fact that the drummers in this sub-genre all use their feet to play. Along with vocalizations of a "stupid" unborn fetus, the music generates nothing more than stupidity and has been called a threat to native americans everywhere. Also Jesus is real to them.

Only fat ugly people listen to marshmallows and eat the magical jesus cookie. I love stupid-metal.

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satanic corndogs

1) Corndogs made, for all intentions and purposes, to resemble the penis ov lucifer.

2) Corndogs that are in conspiracy with satan.

3) Corndogs that are satanic.

I love to engourge myself with a delectable meal ov wine, sausage, venison and SATANIC CORNDOGS.

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Ogre

1) The gigantic man-like creatures that roam the Ft. Davis mountains; known mostly for their excessive brutality and enormous stature, they are also known for traveling to Pecos and defecating on parked cars in the highschool parking lot

Fuck dude an ogre shat in my truck bed!

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illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

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