Canadian Armed Forces

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.

Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!

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samejima

A white otaku, the biggest fucking Japanese wannabe I know. He also has a penis similer to those of asian men. (virtually non-exsistant)

"Dude, don't be a samejima."

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Skippy

Noun) A penis. From the popular TV series starring Skippy the Bush Kangaroo - from which 'Skippy' describes the penis and 'bush' is the entire pubic region. The term 'joey' is also used to describe the nutsac, for obvious reasons.

The phrase "COR BLIMEY SKIPPY JAST POPPED OUTTA THA BUSH" is used to describe the erecting of the penis.

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splode

1) The act of sploding.
2) Slang for explode or burst.

I'm gonna splode.

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Kamiak High School

A really bad school. Over 80% stoners.

Random person: What school do you go to?
Me: Kamiak
Random person: wow, that sucks.

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Tebor

A unibrowed whitey in their 20's who smells like cabbage

Look at Tebor, he smells like cabbage.
Do I smell cabbage? Tebor must be here!

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HEAT LOG

Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.

Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.

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