Haumann

Another word for feces.

ie: a big greasy turd

Can also be used in exclamation while evacuating your bowels after being backed up for weeks.

You see that chimp? He just threw his Haumanns at me!

I can't play Destiny 2 for long, I always drop Haumanns on how awesomely gorgeous it looks.

Joe: "You alright in there?"
Brad: "I'm trying to shit and nothing is coming out."
Joe: "Push as hard as you can, imagine you're giving birth."
Brad: "Haumann!"

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