Daily Stormer

n. A pour soul who has made it his or her mission to hoard all the unscientific beliefs and rancor from the Old Republic that lost The Great Wars. The chemical imbalance bared by such individuals causes them to be in constant need of defecation.

v. The routine action of having to excrement all the impurities in the human body. This type of excretion from the anus is unique in that it has a higher than usual ratio of liquid-to-solid fecal matter. This action can lead to a person being misdiagnosed with Diarrhea. Unlike Diarrhea, a daily stormer almost always can be rooted to overzealous emotions in the brain and is usually cured when finding peace with different beings.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: Andrew, your Daily Stormers are making the toilet stalls uninhabitable. I thought I had already advised you to quit consuming unhealthy substances ESPECIALLY those found on the desolate corners of the Internet.

Andrew Angrylin: Fuck You and your pseudo-science shit! Your kind does not know whats good for me. You aren't even a real doctor.

Cenk TheHomeopathologist: I don't need to be a doctor to know that if you constantly intake shit, you will constantly make shit. Law of Conservation of Mass

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FIBAL

Filling In Bubbles and Lines

The acronym is often used as an adjective to describe the layout of an exam desired. Fibal papers have questions in the form of multiple-choice, contain True/False questions, and may give hints to the answers by using lead-ins. Fibal exams maximize the chances of passing and maintaining a progressive GPA. The acronym FIBAL is often confused with feeble, which means lacking in physical or mental strength.

Due to substantial underemployment found in the United States and the United Kingdom, the term Fibal Degree has been used recently to characterize a Bachelor of Science/Arts.

Alan: “Michael, I didn’t see you in Economics today.”
Michael: “Yeah I skipped because I had to study for Professor Adams’ History exam.”
Alan: “You skipped for that! Rate My Professors says Adams only gives fibal exams! Oh my god, you basically took this exact History class in high school!”
Michael: “I know, but in high school the tests had four options! Morgan’s tests have A-B-C-D and E!”

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