Your aunt a croissant

The final blow to end the long battle. Only wielded by the most intellectual of all beings in the known multiverse. Would have been a quicker end to Thanos.

P1: your mom giey
P2 your dad lesbain

P1: your sistr a mistr

P2: your bruther your muther

P1: your granni tranni

P2: your grandpap-a-trap

P1: your ancestorz incestorz

P2: your family reunion homosexuel communion

P1: your family tree LGBT
P2: your neece obese
P1: your speces feces
P2: your genus penus

P1: YOUR AUNT A CROISSANT
P2: *dies*