sneeziure

Noun - the state of affairs when one person sneezes repeatedly over the course of only a few seconds.

Fred's 17-sneezes-in-a-row sneeziures were always indicative that the new germ was going around.

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slag

(Verb) To reduce to an object (usually some type of technology or structure) to unrecognizable debris through the use of excessive firepower.

Came into favor among online players of Descent, though they were a small sub-group of the online community and it didn't really catch on. Occasionally still used as an alternative to frag, but with the implication of pwned.

"Watch your defense next time or I'll slag your base just for fun..."

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Vootie

"vu-tee"

Originated in the comic book Nexus by Mike Baron and Steve Rude.

All purpose exclamation of elation, pleasure, joy, surprise, or other positive emotion...no proper usage of the word Vootie requires git-type !!1!!one after it. Vootie! is the correct form.

I just found $100 lying on the ground! Vootie!

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naf

Acronym for Normal As F*ck, used mainly by Drag Queens to describe heterosexual men.

"He's cute, but such a naf."

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trench

To walk through your front door, fall down, and skid to a stop, leaving a small trench in your floor. Caused by sleep deprivation and/or intoxication.

"Damn, I was tired... I just went home and trenched."

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grammangulation

the condition on the internet resulting from netspeak and leetspeak or 1337sp34k resulting in grammar being so badly mangled that it no longer effectively resembles grammar.

The condition of horror in the heart and mind of a person raised to respect and appreciate good grammar upon encountering thusly mangled grammar.

A lot of chat rooms on AOL and IRC, especially those populated by young kids and/or teenagers, suffer from profound grammangulation.

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tri-dub

an alternate way of phrasing the beginning of a Universal Resource Locator aka URL, web address beginning with "www." Instead of "doubleyou, doubleyou, doubleyou", tri-dub abbreviates the same thing.

The name of this website is h t t p, colon, forward slash forward slash, tri-dub, urban dictionary dot com.