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Major Ball Trippage (MBT) - a phrase typically applicable to something that is psychologically abnormal and confusing yet engrossing at the same time.
Inception, known for its fantastic cast, breathtaking special effects and major ball trippage, has the tendency to polarize the opinions of viewers: some will love it, others will hate it.
Guy 1: "So what was the movie you and your date saw last night?"
Guy 2: "The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus."
Guy 1: "Oh Heath Ledger's last movie. Any good?"
Guy 2: "Dude honestly, I have no idea what was going on. There were all these colors and different worlds and Heath Ledger was like six different dudes."
Guy 1: "Whoa. That sounds like some major ball trippage."
Guy 2: "It was man, it was."
A hand care product meant to provide the comfort and cleanliness of a hand sanitizer but with a strong, masculine scent; found at the sale section of any Bath and Body Works.
Boyfriend: "My hands are dirty from those chips."
Girlfriend: "Oh here, I got some sanitizer if you don't mind smelling like a girl."
Boyfriend: "No thanks. I'd rather not smell like honeysuckles. I got some hand sanitizer for men yesterday."
Girlfriend: "For men?"
Boyfriend: "Yeah. Some man sanitizer."
The act of using badass songs, oldies but goodies, to increase the awesomeness of a scene or montage.
Examples of classic rock whoredom include:
1. Carry on Wayward Son - Kansas (Supernatural, Anchorman)
2. Dream On - Aerosmith (Argo, Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate)
3. Pretty much any song by AC/DC (Iron Man, Supernatural)
4. Baba O'Riley - The Who (The Girl Next Door)
5. Don't Stop Believing - Journey (pretty much every fucking thing you've ever watched)
6. Under Pressure - Queen (honestly, where haven't you heard this song?)
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A vile, selfish, miserable and overall bitchy person who habitually gossips about and hypocritically judges others. They are typically female and a part of a pack of Skankateers, who share their beliefs and dispositions and likely speak about each other in the same fashion.
Girl on phone: And can you believe that hoe Cassie talking about leaving her baby over her momma's house to go clubbing? She's a mother now. She can't be doing that shit anymore. And what money is she using to do it? She ain't got a job. Oh, let me call you back. That's her ass now. Hey Cassie!
Cassie: Hey! You wanna come with me to the club tonight?
Girl on phone: Hell yeah! We bout to turn up, girl! I just gotta get my brother to watch Naia for me. Hold on. Hey, Kevin! Do you mind watching Naia for me tonight?
Kevin: Why? Are you trying to meet up with the rest of the Skankateers?
A phrase describing the desire and/or act of very rough sex in which the receiving partner is taken from whatever apparatus was initially used (bed, couch, counter, etc.) to the floor.
Guy 1: Hey man, some friends and I are about to see "Lucy". You in?
Guy 2: That Scarlett Johansson movie? Hell yeah I'm in. She's so fucking hot.
Guy 1: Right? Dude, if I got a chance at that, I would fuck her to the ground.
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To deflect judgment for being a terrible person and/or doing terrible things by jumping on the momentum of hate toward someone else. Typically used by canceled influencers/celebs in an attempt to regain public favor and win back their audience.
Despite being extremely problematic figures in their own right, Jeffree Star and James Charles have chosen to flame shift to Mikayla Nogueria for lying to her fans, hoping that the community will forget their much worse misdeeds.
A process which surpasses tubal ligation and involves the snatching out of a female's entire vagina to prevent further pregnancies or even the thought of consummation.
Mama Dee: So you hear Lashawndra's ass is pregnant again?
Me: Yeah, I heard about that. That's crazy as hell.
Mama Dee: Right. Her youngest ain't even one yet and her ass is pregnant again. I'ma need her to get a coochotomy or some shit because ain't nobody got time for her to be having all them damn kids.
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