TRUG

Essentially a Trendy Thug... TRendy + ThUG = TRUG
A Bloke who works in a very senior position at a Record Label or associated company.
He's thick set and has more hair on his face than on his head - This is an essential trait of a Trug. Probably Public school educated but has a 'Geezer' like swagger - He will call you sir but then spike your drink with MDMA later. He can out eat, out drink and out blag virtually any other type of human being on the planet.

His drugs are better than yours. He smells of Leather and Hermes.

Backstage after the show the boss at our new Record Label got us to line up with our hands behind our backs - he then produced a large bag of ecstasy tablets and started throwing drugs at us, he told us to catch them in our mouths - we jumped up and down trying to catch them like a bunch of performing seals...he laughed and barked orders at us as his mental wife fed him oysters from our rider...he got seafood juice all over his box-fresh Nikes. I love my new boss he's such a Trug. In fact, he's King of the Trugs.

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Biffins Lodge

Alternative to Biffins Bridge - The area of the body between the vagina/penis and anus.
"You look a bit angry today mom,"

"yeah, your dad made a terrible mess of Biffins Lodge last night."

don't go down there darling, There is a clagnut stuck to the thatched roof of my Biffins lodge