McAfee

1. To consume a large amount of alcohol and cause a public disturbance.

May or may not include drunkenly swimming in places your not supposed to swim, yelling at passing cars, and getting arrested)

aka "pulling a McAfee", "going McAfee all over their asses", and variations of said phrase.

The McAfee state of mind includes responding in the following ways to officers of the law, when your levels of intoxication are openly questionable:

Officer: How much have you had to drink?

Dude pulling a McAfee: A lot 'cause I'm drunk

Officer: Have you been swimming in that canal?

Dude pulling a McAfee: I'm not sure.

Officer: Why are you all wet?

Dude pulling a McAfee: It was raining.

Officer: Where's your shirt?

Dude pulling a McAfee: In the water.

"Dude, we are all going to pull a McAfee in Key West thing weekend."

"Oh, Beau is in jail because he went got drunk and went McAfee."

"Bro, lets hit up the bar McAfee style."

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