Random
Source Code
Random
Retardish "Hard" people, who insist on telling people how cool they are, the blond hair really makes the Lads look real masculine, a basic lad on sighting anyone who isn't gay like a lad who is wearing more than 33% of their clothing black they would be labelled, Emo cunt. A lad who is rejected a smoke from anyone except gay lads will gather his lad friends with their signal aiaiaiaiai! and any close lads will then proceed to Smash that emo cunt, no matter what clothing the sensible one wears.
A lads vocabulary:
Emo
Cunt
Eshays
Lad
Bro
Fuckwi
Razor emo
smoke
Lad 1: Eshays! i jus rolled em emo cuntz, fkn bitches wit dere slipknot shirts
Lad 2: Yerr! Did they throw any of there cunt emo razorz at ya!
Lad 1: Yea, I'm so hard aye!
10👍 9👎
After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.
lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?
Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.
lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Charles: (to himself) W00t
12👍 14👎
Wofl
Writhing
On
Floor
Laughing
Coined because me and my buddy decided it aint real realistic for poeple on IMs to roll around all the time.
Danielle: Hey..How r u?
Myself: Not bad... u?
Danielle: Yeah.. good :)
...
...
...
Myself: Is your Vagina happy?
Danielle: :o *Blocks*
Myself: WOFL
4👍 3👎
For one, its a small middle eastern country that, by the look of it from Google earth, is inhabited by white cars only... But no-one cares about that, the term 'Yemen' today is used to describe (usually) a vast amount of epicity in something, whether it be a situation (1) a belonging (2) or somebody's actions (3)
(1) Dude, i heard from Josh that theres gonna be like thirty naked bitches at the pool tonight, they gon break in and have a party, you should come man, it'll be fuckin yemen.
(2) Dude i love your new windows phone, facebook integration, CUSTOMISED COLOURS!? This shit is Yemen!
(3) Ey mang thanks for hookin me in aye, thats some yemeny bro-love there.. Y00 MAI BOI!
12👍 28👎
Acronym, Short for 'Man I Fucking Swear'.
Typically used at the start of a conversation to express frustration. When applicable, can be in spoken language or written in letters or messages. MIS can also be used for a more family friendly application, or when the context is not as upsetting.
Bro 1 : "MIFS this girl is playing games with me, she invited me round for some action, but all we did was play Call Of Duty.
Bro 2 "That sucks man, in other news, I got laid seventy three times last night and I'm exhausted, so I'm going to go to bed.