Hovercrafting

The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.

I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.

Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.

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