Oboe

A clarinet... * drops mic.*

Bootie Girl: THE OBOE IS NOT A FUCKING CLARINET!!!!!

Saxophonist: yea because the oboe isn't fucking.

gorguck

The act of rubbing a slimy substance in the ground to purposely cause a staine of some kind to be a nuisance.

God dammit Kraige your such a Gorguck for staining my carpet