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A way by which a man's penis makes its presence, as well as it's true needs felt, after being used for most of the life as a pee-pipe.
Johnny had an erection. His penis seemed happy.
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A husband who just won't let his wife be. Hence, he bickers and bitches and fusses around all the time leading to increased altercations and / or noisy arguments.
Mary: Can I work for a couple more hours today ?
Boss: That's weird, why would you want to do that ?
Mary: Because my stupid fussband back home would spoil my day if he had me to his command so early and I really need to get some good peace of mind to rest!
***Also called as X-Ray Thinking (as X rays were discovered by W.C.Röntgen)***
"Röntgen Thinking" or "X-Ray Thinking", basically refers to thinking -- with the capacity to look into depths or hidden realities -- of an issue, event, or concept....or anything else for that matter, that can be thought about.
In simple words, people who think in a very shallow, lame or silly way, and think that they've understood things the superficial way, such as taking info off an untrusted or silly source, that too (generally) in little doses, when their ass is way too dumb to understand things for what they are.
Jim : Hey, you heard bout the Dubbly twins ?
Sam : No, what about them ?
Jim : Well, they're only 'identical' looks-wise! While Terence, who goes the Rontgen Thinking way, needs to take one look at any politician to understand what he really is, having known their history, backgrounds, past and everything else, all his twin brother Philip does is believe every political advertisement he sees and fart in approval! He's so lame, really.
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