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immelmann

A type of maneuver in which a man jumps from a step ladder, inverts his body horizontally, and plummets his head into the body of a partner, killing both instantly through severe spine injury and organ damage respectively.

"he immelmanned my dog!"

by InfinitePorpoise November 19, 2020


Wine Dad

Quite dissimilar to the beer dad or the wine mom, wine dad's are typically laid back and full of mirth, especially when they're sipping on some of their favorite wine. Wine dad's are often known for making their own wine and they love sharing it with anyone who comes over. Loving and caring, these dad's are especially close to their children and immediately family and will not hesitate to invite friends and more distant family over for a drink.

1: "My dad's a total wine dad"
2: "Lucky shit, I'd love to meet him some day"
1: "I'm sure he'd be happy to have you over tonight if you'd like"

by InfinitePorpoise August 16, 2020

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