Pulled himself out of his own ass

When said person comes out of nowhere and scares the shit out of you.

When playing an online FPS someone comes out of nowhere and kicks your ass

I was jerking it friday when my dad popped outta nowhere and smashed my dick-hole, He literally pulled himself out of his own ass!

I was watching all exits of the small building when i suddenly got knifed in the back, i swear that guy pulled him self out of his own ass!

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