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Super Bowl Sunday when you're in a hurry to get out of church to watch the BIG game!
We'll be rushing the pastor Sunday morning so we can get good seats on the sofa for the big game before Joe passes us!
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Creative wordplay by a JEANius; most often JEANeologically inspired.
Wow! Sure took a lot of INJEANUITY to grant those three wishes!
What you do after you mis- or drunk-text somebody.
I had to iPologize to Chris after texting from the bachelors' party last night!
My iPology was accepted following the "night I don't remember!"
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Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
"Check out that awesome GIRAFFI on the Empire State Building!"
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A woman with 8 arms and legs capable of handling more and more kid stuff.
Geez! You'd think I was some Octomom or something with the kids' lives these days!
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