A term used to describe any and all diseases that may be afflicting a person's genitalia.
I hope you didn't bang her, dude. She's got that gutterfunk.
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Euphemism for jerking it.
Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.
When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.
In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.
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