It's Germ-x

A way to inform someone that a liquid on a table is just hand sanitizer. (Not to be confused with the phrase "you're an idiot")

A pregnant woman offers someone a towel to clean up " whatever is on the table." Someone else harmlessly replies: "It's Germ-x," and then gets sent to vice principal's office, where he is then sent to ISD for the rest of the day.