You Heathen

A person who says “bless you” before you get the chance to sneeze; in turn scaring your sneeze away.

Especially effective if it was a red head

“Zoey I have to sneeze”

“Bless you”

“You Heathen, stop refusing to let me sneeze. It’s a simple joy in life to get to sneeze. It builds up for so long and you just took it away”

Like seriously why can’t you just let me sneeze for once in my life like what did I do to you???