Merpadoodle

A person who can continuously annoy anyone by asking stupid questions and/or doing stupid things. They think they know it all and they can sometimes be funny. Usually have blonde hair or red hair.

Bob is such a merpadoodle. He just tried to do a backflip off the trash can, it tipped over and he fell and hit his head.

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Pockey Twat

Another way of saying French Whore. Someone who sleeps around or dresses provocatively.

That girl is such a pockey twat. She has slept with the whole football team.